Good evening!
Bong this is the news.

A team of highly trained RandomTown monkeys has been set to the task of socuring the world for the best news stories.

Some of them are ridiculous, some are shocking, and some are just plain wierd. However: all of thease stories are 100% real - as seen on the BBC news website.

Click on one of the headlines below to see the full story. Bong.