Everything you ever wanted to know about wanksteed, the ups, the downs, the
bumming, the fisting, the sucking, the wanking... But I digress.
in short: you lucky, lucky, person.
|Band History||How did we turn into such a bunch of cunts?||GO!|
|Mission statement||Why are we so up our arses?||GO!|
|Discography||Sad mewings that we call songs||GO!|
|Ben Owens||Maestro in his own mind||CLICK HERE!|
|Mark Carey||Find out what's so scary about mark||CUNT!|
|David Barnes||What terrible secrets is mild mannered dave hiding?||CUNT!|
|Mike Eisemuth||Find out how many birds he's shagged!||CUNT!|