The Band

Everything you ever wanted to know about wanksteed, the ups, the downs, the bumming, the fisting, the sucking, the wanking... But I digress.
in short: you lucky, lucky, person.

General Stuff:
Band History How did we turn into such a bunch of cunts? GO!
Mission statement Why are we so up our arses? GO!
Discography Sad mewings that we call songs GO!
Member Pages:
Ben Owens Maestro in his own mind CLICK HERE!
Mark Carey Find out what's so scary about mark CUNT!
David Barnes What terrible secrets is mild mannered dave hiding? CUNT!
Mike Eisemuth Find out how many birds he's shagged! CUNT!