Interactive arse banditry

Want to talk to some spacks? we've got just the email addresses you've been looking for! Go on, try it! we love being lipped off and abused! and we deserve it!

Name Email
Mike Eisemuth
Ben Owens
Dave Barnes
Mark Carey

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Booking information:

We're pretty free and easy as far as bookings go, well what do you expect? we're fucking useless.

Infact - instead of coming to one of our gigs (not that we have any), why don't you do something interesting, like, go to the zoo. A screaming monkey jacking itself off is likely to be more pleasing to your ears than us bunch of cunts.

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